December 2010
26 posts
The next time someone asks me “Why aren’t you a dance major?!” I’m just going to tell them to see the black swan.
true life: my high school text books cost 3 times as much as my college textbooks.
Sorry, I can't I have (insert activity that sucks...
So for most of my life I’ve had to tell the few friends I do have “Sorry, I can’t I have dance” far too many times. (this relates to an earlier rant of mine) And now I’m getting that kick of Karma back. I thought that my karma score was in balance(?) because there were a lot of events that I missed out on and I was torn up about missing those. But now I try to hang...
Here we go again, I kinda wanna be more than friends. So take it easy on me, I’m afraid you’re never satisfied.
SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
Story of my life. You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five. Other...
andwepouncerawr asked: Merry Christmas!
Books for Christmas? I got Chelsea Chelsea Bang... →
Christmas?
Wait… Christmas is tomorrow? Why have I not been excited? Why am I still not excited even though I know Christmas is tomorrow, now?!?
I can’t even find my FAVORITE Christmas/holiday shorts that I got one year from santa. So now I’m wearing Christmas-y pants. If you know anything about me- I HATE WEARING PANTS.
Christmas or any holiday for that matter is just a joke at my house...
“I don’t know. I call him Curtis when we have sex.
~Chelsea Handler talking...”
– from Chuylittlenugget
How long is "Two Minutes?"
The term “two minutes” is overused. When a small child on a road trip asks their parents “How much longer till we get there?” The parents, completely annoyed, usually respond with the answer of “two minutes” to shut their child up. When you’re running late to an event and people are blowing up your cell phone asking where you are, a mass text of “two...
“Well, I’m glad that you and your ass are becoming so successful.”
– Chelsea Handler to Nicki Minaj (via runawayfastasyoucan)
Dear Lil wayne, Thank you for making good music... →
I’m seeing a bunch of my friends for dinner today, time to get the spanx out.
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My Relationship with Snow
My relationship with snow has been on again and off again for some time now. Ever since I was a child my mother always told me that I was a “summer girl.” I feel like that influenced me to not like summer more but like winter less. When I began to think for myself somewhere around the age of 13 or 14 I began to appreciate the winter more. I grew an appreciation of all seasons, except...
I love @chelseahandler I need to see her live.
Why is this Blackberry not on Verizon? It's... →
“… Do you always watch for the longest day of the year & then miss it?...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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I Love College.
It has been a never ending theme park. Yes, I know the saying is “never ending roller coaster” but I had to tweek it a little bit. In high school, my life was a never ending roller coaster; I went to a college prep school (where the work was not easy) and I was dancing (on average) 14 hours a week. My friends would ask me to hang out and every time I would have to say “Sorry, I...
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Everyone Else is doing it
All my friends have began to use Tumblr so I followed along. A real post will soon be up.